from my mind through my mouth because the middle man vacations: creative but never as good as my subconscious: worn on my sleeve just as my precious heart; these are my thoughts, my words, ready to be known.

13th March 2014

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ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far



All I can think is: business in the front, party in the back!

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

All I can think is: business in the front, party in the back!

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7th February 2014

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leahcultice:

Carolinne Prates by Hugo Toni for Elle Brazil February 2014

leahcultice:

Carolinne Prates by Hugo Toni for Elle Brazil February 2014

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30th July 2013

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30th July 2013

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beautiebrownie:

TAKE RISKS! Try something new… #beautiebrownie

beautiebrownie:

TAKE RISKS! Try something new… #beautiebrownie

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30th July 2013

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thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and cover it with a bandaid overnight. It will dry out.
• Practice fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. 

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30th July 2013

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havocados:

marfmellow:

yes you read correctly - paid leave.

havocados:

marfmellow:

yes you read correctly - paid leave.

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30th July 2013

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If you don’t like to read, you haven’t found the right book.
— J.K. Rowling (via inessweekly)

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30th July 2013

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30th July 2013

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theboldandthebri:

When there’s a certain song that you want to hear and it plays next on shuffle.

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30th July 2013

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mrgeoman:

A true classic

LOVED this video!

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